As many of you probably know, dear Mr. Ken is a car guy. For the story that started it all, Life with a car guy.
The beloved Honda CRV is three years old. You would never know it by looking at it. It looks better than most new cars. And it still has that new car smell. I swear, Mr. Ken, has a special spray that he uses to get that smell. He would never admit it though.
There is a scratch on the pretty leather seats. This upsets Mr. Ken. Normal people would probably not even notice the scratch, but then again normal people aren’t car guys. Mr. Ken calls the dealer and asks if there is anything that can be done about the scratch. The dealer is happy to fix it, especially since the car is still under warranty. Mr. Ken comes running into my office and says that we must leave for the dealers immediately. Um, can’t I even finish the email I am typing?
Mr. Ken is also disturbed by a small noise coming from the rear hatchback. This noise has been getting louder every day.
The car has to be left at the dealer overnight. This is upsetting to Mr. Ken because he worries about the car. What if a car thief decides to have a field day at the dealership and steals his car? Or, heaven forbid, another car hits his car? The possibilities are endless and this causes Mr. Ken to have a sleepless night.
As Mr. Ken is checking in with the service manager, he says, “I left my car right outside. It’s the white Honda CRV.” I am smiling to myself because the lot is filled with white Honda CRVs. The service manager is a nice guy, and of course he is a car guy too.
When Mr. Ken mentions about the noise, the service guy nods wisely and says, “Yes, that can happen. As a matter of fact, we just had a customer in here, who measured the spaces between all the doors and noted that one of the dimensions was off.” I’m thinking, “Oh my goodness, there is someone even MORE particular about his car than Mr. Ken.”
The car won’t be ready until late afternoon on the following day. Yet, Mr. Ken wants a ride to the dealer in the late morning. I think he misses his car!
Finally, Mr. Ken returns home with his car. All is well.
Professor VJ Duke
May 4, 2016
Haha. Well, thank goodness it wasn’t hit by another car. A car should always be clean. *nods emphatically*
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Nancy Loderick
May 4, 2016
Professor,
There is clean and there is clean. Mr. Ken has a very specific definition of clean, e.g. absolutely NO spec of dust or dirt anywhere, not even a microscopic particle!
Nancy
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Bea dM
May 4, 2016
Most men are car guys. They notice the tiniest scratches and pings, heaven forbid if the car is a fraction of a fraction’s fraction not horizontal: happens all the time as the roads here are badly made but stops at each red light become a cause for worrying something’s wrong with the car’s chassis 🙂
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Nancy Loderick
May 4, 2016
Hi Bea,
So true! 🙂
Nancy
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Susan Scarince Jones
May 4, 2016
Hmm,,, We have a Honda CRV also three years old! Mr. Jones is always washing it. I’m sure It is a guy thing Nancy, just like the wood they like to store in the basement or garage.
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Nancy Loderick
May 4, 2016
Sue,
Yes, it most definitely is a guy thing. And people say they can’t figure out women – I can’t figure out men and the appeal of a car or wood. 🙂
Nancy
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Ralph
May 4, 2016
Hi dear friend Nancy 😀
Oh boy ! Mr Ken reminds me of an American manager I worked with in Saudi Arabia. His white Chevrolet saloon was so long ie. it’s nose was turning one block ahead while its tail was coming onto the street one block behind. He had his own Bangladeshi permanent car cleaner. The engine oil had to be changed at least twice a week and the car serviced once a month.
The scratch was probably caused by sugar falling off a donut 😀 ❤
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Nancy Loderick
May 5, 2016
Dear friend Ralph,
Oh no-I can’t let Mr. Ken see your comment because it would give him ideas. I can just see him changing the oil twice a week and taking the car for service once a month. 🙂
Nancy
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Ken Loderick
May 5, 2016
I’m happy to say that my CR-V survived the leather seat repair and is now safe and sound in my garage. It’s true that I was uneasy leaving it overnight at the dealer but happily nobody took it. It would have been nice if I could have stood by the mechanics as they worked on the car but they don’t let customers in the service area for some silly insurance reasons. Don’t they know that true die-hard car guys don’t like to let their cars out of their sight? 🙂
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Nancy Loderick
May 5, 2016
Well Mr. Ken,
I think you should suggest to the dealer that the car guys be allowed back to watch their car being serviced. After all, there are plenty of you out there. 🙂
Nancy
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Steve Rebus
May 6, 2016
Great post Nancy! When i was fully sighted i used to live for my car! 🙂 Always customizing the smallest things. The advantage of working in the bodyshop as a panel beater was,…i got to watch over the mechanics working on it! 🙂
I hope Mr Ken managed lots more fitbit steps while his car was away, lol 🙂
God bless you both. 🙂
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Nancy Loderick
May 6, 2016
Dear brother Steve,
Thanks for your comment. All I have to say is, “Oh no, another car guy.” 🙂
May you have a blessed week.
Nancy
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storiesofourboys
May 10, 2016
This is so funny!! I don’t have any car guys in my life. Well told story!
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Nancy Loderick
May 11, 2016
Hi there,
I am glad you enjoyed the story. I had a lot of fun writing it. It gave me something to do while I was waiting with Mr. Ken at the car dealer’s. 🙂
Nancy
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